Saturday, December 29, 2007

Best picture ever


I'm sorry, but this is the best picture I've ever seen.

My favorite ideas for reality TV locations

So, in light of all the boring reality TV shows that have been on TV over the last few years, I've come up with my own ideas. These are some locations that could be used for reality TV.

1. Real World: Gaza

-This would be a really great location. It is warm and is full of kind and caring people.* Its got relatively low real-estate prices, so it shouldn't be too expensive to buy one of those awesome houses MTV uses.

2. Survivor: Iraq

-This location is a bit more, how should I say, "dynamic." Its also home to a literally "booming" real-estate market.

* = subject to intrepretation

What is Kwanzaa anyways?


Seriously, I don't even know what Kwanzaa is let alone what culture(s) celebrates it. I know what Hanukkah is and I know some Jewish people and obviously I know what Christmas is. But really, I had to google Kwanzaa to even figure out how to spell it. So, why everywhere I go is people wishing me a happy Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa? I bet they don't even know what Kwanzaa is? For all we know baby kittens are sacrificed on Kwanzaa by the people who celebrate it. And I'm talking about the kind of kittens that sit there and play with that ball of yarn and sleeps on your lap next to the fire. If anyone knows what Kwanzaa really is please let me know.




Interestingly enough, as I'm sitting here my parents' one year old overweight cat, Zii is sitting here near the fire playing with yarn. I think its the first time the cat moved in two days. I kicked it though, so it has sense ran, err...waddled downstairs.